It's always either a good time or a good story... or both

Es konnte auch anders sein

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Game of Thrones edition

anuclearsoandso:

still-waiting-for-godot:

I agree

but I would also fuck Gendry marry non-dead Drogo, and KILL Theon Greyjoy

um no you cant kill jon snow you fucking whores
that is my baby okay no one gets to kill him
anyway, my picks:
Fuck Dany, Marry Arya, Kill Theon kthnx

Yes. Call me a fucking whore for re-blogging another website’s “Fuck, Marry, Kill” and agreeing with it. Jon Snow is boring and whiny. The end

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farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via theirlovespinsusaround)

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The Biggest Loser: Savior Edition

shitmystudentswrite:

Jesus took twelve of the biggest losers around and created the largest advertising “business” of all time.

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(Source: awkwardfacebook)

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Game of Thrones edition

I agree

but I would also fuck Gendry marry non-dead Drogo, and KILL Theon Greyjoy

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The Great Fashion War

shitmystudentswrite:

World War Two could have been started by anything.  For all we know, it could have been because Hitler didn’t like Winston Churchill’s shoes that day.

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psych-facts: Would You?

thepsychologicult:

This afternoon I found a really cool theory that I’d never read about before! Most of you have probably beat me to it, so I’m sorry if I’m a slowpoke, BUT it is pretty neat so I’ll bring it up anyway.

Within Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, it is suggested that there…

Problem 1: This doesn’t make sense. You could just split the food where one person eats one day and the other eats the other. Also the human body can survive up to a month without food so…

Problem 2: This “scenario” misses the ENTIRE point of Maslow’s Heirarchy. Furthermore, it’s a theory that has been pretty much discredited.

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The Good Life

Made bed (with new sheets)

Clean (Folded laundry)

Hot soup

Summer Rain

New book

-It doesn’t get much better than this

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True Life

youaregoodatthings:

I am good at announcing how much I hate a song and then proceeding to sing along with every single word.

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A bottle and a half of wine deep and I’m belting Spice Girls and Brit- Brit

I’m a white girl from suburbia, indulge me. 90s throwback in the crib!!!!!!

#noshame

#nofuture

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aliasloci:

The Smiths Ask

So if there’s something you’d like to try, ask me, I won’t say no, how could I?

60 Plays

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Question

If you hated someone throughout your last two years of college, why would you take pictures hugging them at graduation. Why the act? I don’t understand

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uglyrenaissancebabies:

Nicolas Poussin, Bacchanal of Putti
This is a seriously kinky baby orgy.

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Nicolas Poussin, Bacchanal of Putti

This is a seriously kinky baby orgy.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

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